SAM The Greatest Job EVA

I DON'T CARE RAAAAAAAAAAGE

LOL

no purple cap for sam ; ;

I can't stop laughing.

This thread is going places, I expect it to be going even further when I wake up in the morning.

i r change it then ; ;

Reminds me of Dasva's... uhm... this:

Put Store TP on a Champion's Galea hypothetically.

Atonement spam ftw.

Helm will augment the fTP modifier of Tachi: Butterflies when used under new moon on windsday during the winter season of Vana'diel during 0:00 to 3:00. Only then will it rival the power of Nana 3-hit, anybody willing to parse and post results?

lmao

Vorpal Blade: http://www.ffxiah.com/item_sets.php?id=163869

I want to level sam so I can be so versatile.

SAM = Christopher Reeves Superman God Bacon

Add these to the Ageha set:

lol i love this thread

Parrying:

Daimos, Yasha gear is NIN onry.

oshi...
one sec...

This just broke the threshold. I seriosuly can't stop laughing.

Aight folks. I need to get some sleep so I can come up with some more genius ideas.

*Takes notes*

Fixed....
I must be tired... Insomnia has claimed me...

Is it wrong that I actually want to test some of these sets? That parrying set is mad good. lol

I want to test that Ageha build, but i r not sam ; ;

Rofl, ok seriously. I'm heading to bed. I'll see you guys in the PM.

Nahhhhh I'd totally rock that.

/goodbye -pdt and eva, lemme swap to super parrying set instead.

Elemental Magic: (INT +4/Magic Acc+2/MAB+2/HHP+3 MKD Helm and Magic Acc +4/MAB+4 ACP Body)



Enfeebling Magic: (Slow Potency Set in this case)



Dark Magic: (Stun Set in this case)



This doesn't even include Resting Set (MP Recovered While Healing +), Idle Set (Physical Damage Taken/Magical Damage Taken/Breath Damage Taken -%), Utsusemi Casting Set (Haste +%), Stoneskin Set (MND/Enhancing Magic Skill), Enhancing Magic Skill Set (Phalanx hur dur), Healing Magic Set (MND, Cure Potency Augments/Gear, Fast Cast, Conserve MP, Healing Magic Skill all go here), Slow Accuracy Set (Full MACC/Enfeeb), Paralyze Accuracy Set (Full MACC/Enfeeb) Paralyze Potency Set (FULL MND), and Non-Paralyze/Slow Enfeebling Set (Magic Accuracy, Enfeebling Skill, MND for White Magic, INT for Black Magic onry, for spells like Sleep/Poison/Silence/Gravity). More to come.

With these sets, as well as the spell interrupt listed earlier, I can guarentee you this:

• Consistant Nuke Damage
• 95% Spell Landing Rate
• Amazing Stun Gun Potential
• Reduced Physical Damage Taken
• Reduced Magical Damage Taken
• Reduced Breath Damage Taken *HUGE, USE OR RISK PAINFUL BAD BREATH DEATH, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED*
• Potent, long lasting, consistant Paralyze procs!
• Potent, long lasting, Slow+% on enemies!
• Ability to DoT-Kite like you've always dreamed!
• A SMALL worthy MP pool! The less you have to work with, the easier it is to be good!
• A whole -12 damage Phalanx!
• A Stoneskin worthy of writing home about to Ma and Pa!
• Rest back your relatively small, but well earned MP pool quicker than you can say Nana 3-hit Zanshin build!
• Look badass doing all of the above.

User discretion is advised. The above claims may not hold true to any mobs worth actually writing home to Ma and Pa about. Unless you are fighting low level enemies, you are likely to be point and laughed at by your fellow linkshell members and RL friends. Use of these professional patented gear sets may lead to symptons similar to that of NIV, also known as Nabis Idiotodeficiency Virus. If you feel the need to write about Nana 3-Hit Zanshin Builds, please consult your doctor immediately. No Bubbly Bernies were hurt in the making/testing/useage of these gear sets.

If I see this in game now I'll die laughing.

The Ageha set had me rolling. The only thing that would make it better is if there was a piece of gear that just SCREAMED butterflies. If only...